Kids Say the Darnedest Things

Through a conversation with a colleague, I learned that she keeps a notebook full of funny things kids say in her class. I have always said I was going to do this. I usually end up posting some of them to Facebook (when I remember). At first I thought I should grab a journal and start writing them down, then I decided to make a blog post about it. We have to share our sense of humor or we might all go crazy with the pressures of the job.

1. I like your shirt, I like your hair, I like your whole body.
2. You lived in Alaska, do you know who Michael Jackson is?
3. You look like the type of person who would collect plastic rings from cupcakes.